Aaaah! I swallowed a spider!!
Okay, I think I read that the average person swallows seven spiders a day. Because, really, you are covered with tensy-tinsy varmints of various sorts. But that is not helping!
This was a big huge fat spider. The kind you see in National Geographic specials where the bird vomits it back up because it is poisonous and nasty and learns to never, never, never eat a spider again.
He was hanging from a branch and I didn't notice and I sucked him in on an inhale. And then he was in my throat and then I swallowed him. And, I didn't have any water with me. I was sure I could feel him crawling back up but I gagged and coughed and choked and no spider.
Finally I got some water and swallowed lots and lots and I'm sure he's good and drowned.
Waaaaaa!
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